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Jason Weening
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STOCKINGS HUNG BY THE FIRE...TO DRY
Happy New Year, dad! How were the holidays? Is your house full of new stuff? Kids running and playing in joyful merriment? Wrapping...
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Jason Weening
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AN EMERGENCY ROOM CHRISTMAS
Hey Dads! Christmas is over. Did people ask you the question? You know the one, “Are you all ready for Christmas?” Are we ever all...
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Jason Weening
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TREES WRAPPED IN TWINE. SO MUCH TWINE.
HEY DADS! Do you have your Christmas tree down yet? Or are did you skip a tree this year because they cost hundreds and thousands of...
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Jason Weening
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WE GOT A COW. 🥩
Did you see the last post all about eating “prairie oysters”? If you didn’t you’ll have to hop back and get updated. “Mmm, so good,” as...
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Jason Weening
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HAVE YOU TRIED PRAIRIE OYSTERS? 🐮
"We didn’t anticipate the meticulous collecting of the “delicacies” from the castration process..." Have you learned anything new with...
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Jason Weening
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FENCING SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS 🤺🔨
"We realized that pounding a wood post with a sledge hammer soon resulted in the mushroomed top of that wood post..." Do you have any...
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Jason Weening
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PIGS ESCAPED! 🐷
The pigs got out. What else can I say? Is there anything more pleasant than to be awakened in the early morning by a beautiful woman...
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Jason Weening
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GUINEA FOWL FIASCO 🪦😔
"Despite Sterling’s urgent attention, the fowl was finished..." Have you ever had to train a puppy? Training kids is one thing but...
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Jason Weening
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SPILL THE BEANS 🫛
Hey Dads! Does anyone at your house plant a vegetable garden? Nine of our 10 kids are pretty helpful in the garden. We have a 4-month...
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Jason Weening
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WE GOT A PIG 🐷
Hey Dads! Who doesn’t like some bacon? Saturday morning, eggs, coffee and…bacon. So good. I once saw a t-shirt all about two of a...
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Jason Weening
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PUPPY + STARLINK CABLE = 💥
Hey Dads! If you ever had a puppy you’ve probably experienced something like this. You’ve got some important item, some valuable thing...
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Jason Weening
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PUPPY LOVE
Now that the dog days of summer are behind us, what’s on your fall agenda? Maybe you’re getting some new pets for the winter? Since we...
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Jason Weening
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DAVID HASSELHOFF AND I ARE PRACTICALLY TWINS
Are any of your kids athletic? Do they play sports? Even if they don’t, I’m sure they run around. I’m sure you run around. After them. In...
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Jason Weening
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BATS IN THE BEDROOM!
HEY DADS! What fun things do you like to do in your bedroom? Chase bats around with towels and tennis rackets? If you haven’t tried that...
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Jason Weening
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THEY'RE CALLED "SNAPPING" TURTLES FOR A REASON
Hey Dads! Have you ever noticed your kids copying you? Maybe you do something smart and they repeat it. Or maybe you do something else...
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Jason Weening
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ADVENTURES WITH SEWAGE :(
HEY DADS! Spring, summer, winter, fall. All these seasons have their own watery activities to experience. With spring we get lots of...
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Jason Weening
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SAY "NO" TO KIDS AT THE STORE
Does your family eat out at restaurants often? How about taking all the kids to the store? We don't do restaurants very often and I've...
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Jason Weening
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MORE ODDLY MISPLACED CONSUMABLE ITEMS...
HEY DADS! Did you read my last blog about oatmeal in the sink, diapers in cups and glue in the computer? It was a list of things I...
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Jason Weening
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HOW DID THIS DIAPER GET IN A CUP?
HEY DADS! Have you ever lost your tools? Have you ever lost your keys? Your wallet? Glasses? Okay, okay, one thing at a time here....
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Jason Weening
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PROBABLY TIME FOR THE SNOW TIRES!
HEY DADS! Have you participated in this semi-annual ritual? Here in southern Ontario we have an annual tradition most of us participate...
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