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ICE CREAM MELTS
Ice cream + Kids = Hey Dads! When we last parted ways, my patient wife and I were about to exit Costco with our three smallest kids,...
Jason Weening
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COSTCO WITH 3 SMALL CHILDREN
No ice cream present here. Hey Dads! It’s been a while since we last visited Costco. How about you? To be honest, I wasn’t there long...
Jason Weening
2 min read


PUMPING OUT DUDU LAGOON
Glad this pic isn't from Dudu Lagoon. HEY DADS! Kids like water, right? But do dads? It depends on the scenario. Water at the beach...
Jason Weening
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LEARNING WHERE MEAT COMES FROM
Arrow could be a future butcher. Hey Dads! If you’ll recall from last time, we had just begun to dabble in the art of meat management...
Jason Weening
2 min read


THIS LITTLE PIGGY...
Sterling giving it his best shot riding a pig! Do you like bacon? It’s so good! But have you ever made your own? We are about to. You...
Jason Weening
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STOCKINGS HUNG BY THE FIRE...TO DRY
Happy New Year, dad! How were the holidays? Is your house full of new stuff? Kids running and playing in joyful merriment? Wrapping...
Jason Weening
2 min read


AN EMERGENCY ROOM CHRISTMAS
Hey Dads! Christmas is over. Did people ask you the question? You know the one, “Are you all ready for Christmas?” Are we ever all...
Jason Weening
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TREES WRAPPED IN TWINE. SO MUCH TWINE.
HEY DADS! Do you have your Christmas tree down yet? Or are did you skip a tree this year because they cost hundreds and thousands of...
Jason Weening
2 min read


WE GOT A COW. 🥩
Did you see the last post all about eating “prairie oysters”? If you didn’t you’ll have to hop back and get updated. “Mmm, so good,” as...
Jason Weening
2 min read


HAVE YOU TRIED PRAIRIE OYSTERS? 🐮
"We didn’t anticipate the meticulous collecting of the “delicacies” from the castration process..." Have you learned anything new with...
Jason Weening
2 min read


FENCING SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS 🤺🔨
"We realized that pounding a wood post with a sledge hammer soon resulted in the mushroomed top of that wood post..." Do you have any...
Jason Weening
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PIGS ESCAPED! 🐷
The pigs got out. What else can I say? Is there anything more pleasant than to be awakened in the early morning by a beautiful woman...
Jason Weening
2 min read


GUINEA FOWL FIASCO 🪦😔
"Despite Sterling’s urgent attention, the fowl was finished..." Have you ever had to train a puppy? Training kids is one thing but...
Jason Weening
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SPILL THE BEANS 🫛
Hey Dads! Does anyone at your house plant a vegetable garden? Nine of our 10 kids are pretty helpful in the garden. We have a 4-month...
Jason Weening
2 min read


WE GOT A PIG 🐷
Hey Dads! Who doesn’t like some bacon? Saturday morning, eggs, coffee and…bacon. So good. I once saw a t-shirt all about two of a...
Jason Weening
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PUPPY + STARLINK CABLE = 💥
Hey Dads! If you ever had a puppy you’ve probably experienced something like this. You’ve got some important item, some valuable thing...
Jason Weening
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PUPPY LOVE
Now that the dog days of summer are behind us, what’s on your fall agenda? Maybe you’re getting some new pets for the winter? Since we...
Jason Weening
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DAVID HASSELHOFF AND I ARE PRACTICALLY TWINS
Are any of your kids athletic? Do they play sports? Even if they don’t, I’m sure they run around. I’m sure you run around. After them. In...
Jason Weening
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BATS IN THE BEDROOM!
HEY DADS! What fun things do you like to do in your bedroom? Chase bats around with towels and tennis rackets? If you haven’t tried that...
Jason Weening
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THEY'RE CALLED "SNAPPING" TURTLES FOR A REASON
Hey Dads! Have you ever noticed your kids copying you? Maybe you do something smart and they repeat it. Or maybe you do something else...
Jason Weening
2 min read
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